Man Stabs Self to Miss Work, Wednesday November 04, 2009 USA Options

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EDGEWATER, Colo. — Police in the Denver suburb of Edgewater say a man stabbed himself, then said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads, in a ploy to miss work.

Twenty-nine-year-old Aaron Siebers was arrested after police say he admitted making up the assault and said he was responsible for the knife wound to his leg and other superficial cuts on his body. He faces charges of false reporting and obstructing a police officer.

Police say Siebers reported the attack Monday to the video store where he works. The reported assault drew five police agencies to the scene, along with K-9 units.

Police spokesman Steve Davis says Siebers admitted the story was a lie after repeated questioning from detectives.

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[nadine]

of all the ways created by other lazy workers to skip work
he uses one of his own
idiot!

[Anime_UK]

The problem with that is what happens when the police queston him about his attack. Is he going to make up the description of the suspects and what if the cops arrest people in connection to this made up crime!!!

That guy should be locked up!

[asianbelle]

What happened to just calling in sick? YEESH.

[Jump Then Fall]

lol this is funny, instead of going to work, you get arrested, stabbed...i guess the crime fits the punishment...or not

[jun takashi]

the things do for an excuse.